26 Funny Mothers Day Quotes for Sending to Your Mom

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Looking for funny mothers day quotes? We've got a fabulously funny selection here that will make you and your Mom smile!

Or at least reassure you that you're not alone - the quote about lack of sleep certainly rings true for me right now!

Last updated: 9th March 2018


Funny Mothers Day Quotes

One of these days I'm going to get around to make some funny fridge magnets for my mom using these mothers day quotations. I think they'd be a great way of wishing my mom a Happy Mother's Day :-)

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"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!"
-Sam Levenson


"If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?"
-Milton Berle


"It is never easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it."
-Anon


"I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."
-Anon


"Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners."
-Anon


"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life."
-Anon


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"Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age."
-William Feather


"My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate."
-Anon


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"The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents."
-John J. Plomp


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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
-Calvin Trillin


"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
-Buddy Hackett


"There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it."
-Chinese Proverb


"Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young."
-Anon


"Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs."
-P.J. O'Rourke


"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all!"
-Anon


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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
-Phyllis Diller


"When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead."
-Jeff Shaw


"Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income."
-Dave Barry


"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out."
-Erma Bombeck


"If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says 'keep away from children'"
-Susan Savannah


"I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school."
-Anon


"Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first."
-Mignon McLaughlin


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"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
-Ambrose Bierce


"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after."
-Peter De Vries


"Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too."
-Lionel


"Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it."
-Robert Brault


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