"30th birthday gag gifts and humor - because laughter is the best remedy for aging!"
Turning 30 can be a difficult time for some people, so why not give the gift of laugher with a homemade gag gift just to cheer them up! Sure, birthday gags poke fun at a person's age, but as they can't do anything about it anyway at least they can smile at their predicament :-)
On this page you'll find a huge collection of ideas for 30th birthday and over the hill joke gifts. Hopefully you'll find one that's just right for the person you're thinking of!
Turning 30 can be very traumatic ;-) To help your friend cope in this difficult time, cheer them up by putting together a survival kit containing all the things they will soon need:Survival Kit for Turning 30
Heavy Duty Makeup Brush (Paint brush)
Fan (for hot flashes)
Oil of Old Age (replace the label on a bottle of moisturizer cream with this printable "Oil of Old Age" label")
Bald man's comb (get a regular comb and break off most of the teeth, except a few at either end)
Spare parts (put gummy teeth candies in a box labeled "Spare Parts")
Snore stoppers (put ordinary clothes pegs in a box labeled "snore stoppers")
Denture Wearer's Cookbook
Use our handy newspaper clipping generator to make a fake newspaper story about how your friend has turned 30 and is now officially "old".
It's a nice touch to print it out and put it inside their birthday card. You can include a little note which says something like:
"I almost forgot your birthday but then I saw this article in the paper that reminded me!"
Here's a slightly mean (but funny) 30th birthday gag gift. Use this online tombstone generator to create tombstone that says "In loving memory of (Name)'s Youth. 1981 - 2011".
You could also go one step further and make an actual physical mini-tombstone out of a plank of wood, and put a little bit of fake grass on the bottom. Alternatively I think it would be fun to make one out of gingerbread and decorate it!
For a balding guy, an alternative tombstone message could be:
"In loving memory of (Name)'s Hair"
A silly poem to go along with your gag gift:
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These funny 30th birthday sayings are perfect for writing in cards.
You could also use them to make a badge that the birthday boy or girl can wear with pride! You can find badge making kits in craft stores. Or you could use this online medal generator to make an image of a medal and then print it out.
30 isn't old. Depressing, but not old.
I finally reached the perfect age. Somewhere between 29 years and none of your business!
Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway!
I'm not 30. I'm only $29.95 plus tax.
In dog years, I'd be dead.
I'm 30 and I feel great. Here, have a feel! (This works well on a T-shirt as well as a badge)
I'm not 30. I'm 21 with 9 year's experience!
That makes me 30!
Congratulations on turning 30. You're now officially OLD.
You've been promoted! (from 29 to 30)
Vintage 1983, aged to perfection
Get a T-shirt and use finger paints to make 6 hand prints on it, and then write on it "I'm this many!".
One of the visitors to our site wrote in saying that they'd made this for a friend's 30th birthday. They didn't have a photo so above is my "artist's impression" of what it might have looked like.
Can you cross-stitch? Then maybe you could make something like this: a Super-Mario "Level 30 Game Over" cross-stitch. Pure genius! Kudos to weeta from Craftster who made this!
It's always nice to remind someone just how old they are by quoting a couple of facts from the year they were born. Here are some ideas to get you started.
Macintosh 128k - the sexiest computer of 1984
You can find more facts at www.thepeoplehistory.com. On that site you can even find events that happened on your friend's exact birthday.
If you're looking for more ideas, here are some other pages you might enjoy:
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