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Instructions

Fill in the boxes (see our examples below if you're stuck for inspiration). You can create an optional second article by filling in the second set of boxes.
Click "make it" (the last button under all the boxes). Please be patient as it may take a few minutes for your photos to upload, depending on the speed of your internet connection.
The newspaper will automatically download to your "downloads" folder. Chrome users please click "keep" when a popup appears at the bottom of your browser.

Enter newspaper title and headline

FAQ

Where's my newspaper? The newspaper pdf is automatically downloaded to your downloads folder.

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Example Funny Newspaper Articles

Not sure what to write? Here are some example funny newspaper articles to get your creative juices flowing.

Newspaper Generator Christmas Gag Article

Newspaper name: The Polar Paper

Headline: Santa Names "World's Naughtiest Boy"

Author: Rood Olph

Article text: In a first ever statement of this kind, Santa Clause has stated that he is imposing a lifetime Christmas present embargo on Darren P Smith, after stating that he was "simply appalled" with the behaviour of Darren Smith over the last year.

One of Santa's inner circle of elves told the Polar Paper: "I've never seen Santa this irate before. He was shouting with rage so much that his cheeks turned purple and his beard was covered in little flecks of spittle. Darren Smith must have done some pretty naughty things to make him this furious. I mean, a lifetime ban on Christmas presents - it's unheard of!".

Considerable speculation has circulated regarding precisely what it is that Darren Smith did to arouse Santa's wrath, but no clear answers have emerged.

50th Birthday Gag Article

Newspaper name: The Grey Times

Headline: Katie Nicholson Officially "Old"

Author: Hal E. Tosis

Article text: Local resident Katie Nicholson turned 50 today and officially joins the ranks of the wrinkly oldies.

When asked how she felt, Ms Nicholson said "Oh, it's not so bad turning 50. Sure my joints ache, my hair is greying, and I suffer from hot flashes, but I'm so forgetful these days that I hardly remember to notice the discomfort. In fact, my memory's so bad that I probably won't even remember having this conversation with you. Who are you again, by the way?".

Residents have been celebrating Ms Nicholson's birthday, for more reasons than one - her birthday is expected to provide a small boost to the city's economy, as she will soon be looking to purchase new spectacles, arthritis cream, extra-strength wrinkle lotion, and a zimmer frame.