Funny 50th Birthday Quotes and Sayings

50th birthday quotes and sayings to help wish someone a fabulous 50th!

Turning 50 is a milestone but it can be hard to know what to write in a card, so add a silly quote and send them over the hill with a bit of flair!

"You know you're 50 when..." 50th birthday messages

These "you know you're 50 when..." messages always make me laugh. They're funny, but they also ring true, which is slightly terrifying at the same time!

You know you're 50 when you're in an elevator when your favorite song comes on" Anon

You know you're 50 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office" Anon

You know you're 50 when your back goes out more often than you do" Anon

You know you're 50 when your back is hairier than your head" Anon

You know you're 50 when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realise" Anon

You know you're 50 when a kid you once babysat is now your lawyer" Anon

You know you're 50 when someone offers you a seat on the bus. And you don't refuse." Anon

50th birthday quotes about middle age

Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50, and these following quotes are gentle but funny, and sure to bring a laugh.

Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist" Anon

Old age is like underwear... it creeps up on you" Anon

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake" Anon

If things get better with age then you're approaching magnificent" Anon

50th Birthday Quotes by Famous People

Famous people must know what they're talking about, right? Well here are a few of their pearls of wisdom on the big five-oh. Great to use as the feature message in a card.

Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age" Victor Hugo

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." T. S. Eliot

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry" Alan Bleasdale

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty" Joan Rivers

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed" Charles Schulz

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old" Mark Twain

As men get older, the toys get more expensive Marvin Davis

Age is not important unless you're a cheese" Helen Hayes

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter" Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime" John Grier

A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police" Henry Youngman

Middle age is when your age starts showing around your middle" Bob Hope

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else" Ogden Nash

Anonymous 50th Birthday Quotes and Messages

Some more great sayings on turning 50. I particularly like the one about eating more cake!

Fifty is an excellent age... if you're a bottle of wine" Anon

By 50, you acquire a lot of common sense... which is good because your sense of hearing and sight are starting to go" Anon

There are plenty of good things about being 50. Just ask any 80 year old" Anon

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off" Anon

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake" Anon

If you haven't grown up by age 50 then you don't have to" Anon

Fifty is five perfect tens" Anon

FIFTY is only 14 in scrabble" Anon

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