Funny 60th Birthday Poems

Looking for funny 60th birthday poems that you can write in a card to wish someone a happy birthday? It's a significant birthday and it's nice to point out all the fun they are going to have in their twilight years! And how much you love them too of course...

Whether you want to tease someone about how old they are or give them a heartfelt congratulations on their birthday, we've got a selection of poems that should help. Most of the funny 60th birthday poems on this page are all quite short, so they should fit into a birthday card. I hope you enjoy them!

Short Funny 60th Birthday Poems


Cheers to 60

Here's to a happy 60 years,
And cheers many more.
Who cares that you are greying?
We love you to the core!

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Old but made of gold (short version)

So, let me wish you the very best
With this little birthday rhyme
You might be old, but you're made of gold
Happy Birthday! You're doing just fine!

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You haven't aged (short version)

You've aged almost not
With hardly a spot
I can scarcely believe my eyes
So tell me please
(I beg on my knees!)
How you stay so good-looking and wise!?

Click for long version

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Age is just a number

Age is just a number,
And yours is rather high.
But don't take it too harshly,
We love you to the sky!

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Up there in years but we hold you dear

Your hair's turning grey,
You're up there in years.
You're getting old and wrinkly,
But we still hold you dear!

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60 and beautiful

Like a beautiful flower sparkling with dew
Your radiant smile is each day renewed.
Your grace and beauty on your diamond jubilee
Are an inspiring sight for all to see!

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You haven't aged (long version)

It is so unfair that you manage to wear
Sixty years in a youthful way!
For your healthy glow and the spring in your step
Take many of those years away!

You age almost not with hardly a spot
I can scarcely believe my eyes
Please share how you manage, if only with me,
How you stay both good-looking and wise.

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Longer Funny 60th Birthday Poems


Here's to 60 more (full version)

Welcome to being 60!
You've reached a special point
Some will never make it to,
But you didn't disappoint.

You've conquered many an obstacle
You've achieved many a dream
You're greying at the temples
And your eyes still have a gleam

You're entering another phase,
It's one you'll love the most.
An amazing time of freedom!
So I'd like to make a toast...

To a man that we all know
And who all of us adore,
Congratulations on your 60 years,
And here's to many more

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Old but made of gold (full version)

So now you're turning 60
It seems so odd to me
That a man can reach such a ripe old age
With such a creaky knee.

Your children love you dearly
And that's surprising, too
That kids will love a geezer so old
But I guess that's what kids do

To grow so old and feeble
And to think that you still drive!
Watch out! Old fart! Should be on your car
To help other drivers survive.

So, let me wish you the very best
With this little birthday rhyme
You might be old, but you're made of gold
Happy Birthday! You're doing just fine!

Click for short version

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60th Birthday "Year Born" Poster

If you want to wish someone a happy 60th birthday, poems are just part of the story. You also need a heartfelt gift!

A really unique and memorable way to wish someone a happy 60th birthday is with our 60th birthday message posters . Easy to edit and print out at home, your gift will be the talk of the party!

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Everyone thought this was really cool and asked me how I made it!'' Rachel, Idaho

We've researched all the interesting and funny facts from the year they were born, and our poster maker formats it all beautifully for you. You can personalize the poster with their name, choose your color palette, and add anything else you want about them.

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