175 Best Christmas Jokes for Kids
Last Updated: October 25, 2023
Jingle all the way to lots of laughter this holiday season with our sleigh-load of Christmas jokes for kids. Give your little ones a giggle with our collection of funny Christmas jokes that are snow-much fun, you'll be tree-mbling with laughter! 'Tis the season to be jolly, so share these yuletide chuckles with your little elves. From Rudolph wisecracks to Santa sniggers, we've got them all.
Whether you're in search of the perfect punchline for a holiday card, or a short Christmas joke for a Christmas cracker - we'll keep you laughing all through the festive season.
Grab a candy cane, and dive into this comedic collection. From Santa's belly-shaking chuckles to corny Christmas dad jokes, our festive funnies are here to sprinkle your holiday season with laughter. You're sure to sleigh it at your family gathering or school Christmas party. Scroll down this page to read our collection of kid-friendly Christmas jokes, or use these links to jump to a particular category.
Best Christmas Jokes for Kids
Get ready to add lots of laughs to the festive season with our selection of the BEST funny Christmas jokes for kids. These jokes are snow much fun, they'll have your little elves giggling all through December!
Why do mummies like Christmas? There's lots of wrapping!
What's red, white, and blue on Christmas Day? A sad candy cane.
Why was the snowman yellow? Ask your dog.
What did one snowman say to his friend? Can you smell carrots?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Who doesn't eat Christmas dinner? The turkey, he's always stuffed.
What's green, covered in tinsel, and says ribbit, ribbit? A Mistle-toad.
What happened to the boy who kept eating Christmas decorations? He got Tinsel-itis.
What's the best thing to put into your Christmas dinner? Your teeth.
Why was the math book sad during Christmas? It had too many problems.
Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's on Decembrrrrrrrrr 25th.
Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had drum sticks.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy.
How do you make a snowman's bed? With fresh sheets of ice and a thick blanket of snow.
What does December have that no other month has? The letter D.
What was the snowman doing in the vegetable store? Picking his nose.
What do you call it when a little snowman has a tantrum? A meltdown.
What kind of robots live at the North Pole? Snow-bots.
How do you protect yourself against angry snowmen? With a hairdryer.
How do you know that a snowman has broken into your home? There's a carrot by the fireplace.
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Who doesn't love a good Christmas knock-knock joke? These classic knock-knock jokes are perfect for getting your friends and family guessing during a holiday gathering.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Christmas all year!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody home.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Murray. Murray who? Murray Christmas to you.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a very Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Wow, you're so excited about Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas Day is here!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open your presents until Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to wrap Christmas presents with me?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska again. What's on your Christmas list?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah funny Christmas joke?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ima. Ima who? Ima dreaming of a white Christmas...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all those presents under the tree!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding up the Christmas tree!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Oakham. Oakham who? Oakham all yea faithful, joyful and triumphant...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to waste. Christmas is coming!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la laaaaaa...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? 'Scold outside!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me when you hear Santa on the roof.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in a manger, no crib for a bed...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Claus. Claus who? Claus I can't wait to open my gifts!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas and a happy new year!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Kanye. Kanye who? Kanye untangle my Christmas lights?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Honda. Honda who? Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me to wrap this gift.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Emma. Emma who? Emma cold standing outside.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly up, it's cold out here.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? Your Santa impression needs work!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Interrupting Santa. Interrupt- Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Pikachu. Pikachu who? Pikachu Christmas present and you'll be in lots of trouble.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up Christmas is almost here.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Norway. Norway who? Norway am I kissing you under the mistletoe!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who? Tank you for my Christmas gift!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Elf. Elf who? Elf I knock again, will you open the door?
Santa Jokes for Kids
These Santa Claus-themed jokes are for kids who've been on their best behavior all year long! Whether you're trimming the tree, eating Christmas dinner or sipping hot cocoa by the fireplace, there's always room for a hearty ho-ho-ho.
Why shouldn't you ever owe Santa money? He snows where you live.
Where is Santa's favorite state to deliver gifts? Idaho-ho-ho.
What currency does Santa use in the North Pole? Cold, hard cash.
What do you call a person who talks a lot about last Christmas? Santa-mental!
What does Santa say to begin a race? "Ready, set, ho ho ho!"
Why do Dasher and Blitzen take so many coffee breaks? They're Santa's star-bucks.
What's Santa's favorite rapper? Ice-T.
How much did Santa's sleigh cost? Nothing, it was on the house!
What happens when Santa gets stuck in a chimney? He gets Claustrophobia.
What make of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
What happens when you cross Santa with a duck? You get a Christmas Quacker.
Why does Santa's helper see a therapist? He has low elf-esteem.
What do you call Santa if he has no money? Saint Nickel-less.
What's red, white, and green? Santa when he gets travel sick!
Do you know Santa has karate moves? He has a black belt.
Who delivers Christmas gifts to sharks? Santa Jaws.
What does Santa take photos with? A Pole-aroid camera.
Who's Santa's favorite R&B singer? Beyon-sleigh.
Where does Santa stay on a vacation with Mrs Claus? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Who do Santa's helpers like to listen to when they're making toys? Elf-is Presley.
What does Santa say when he feels sick? Ho ho no.
Why does Santa eat salad? It's good for his elf!
What is the name of Santa's dog? Santa Paws.
What type of car does Santa like to drive? Toy-otas.
How does Santa know which fireplaces he has visited? He keeps a log.
What's Santa's favorite snack? Crisp Pringles.
What's the main ingredient in Santa's cakes? Elf-raising flour.
What nationality is on Santa's passport? North Polish.
What's red, white, red, white, red, white, red, white? Santa rolling down a hill.
How does Santa open doors? With a tur-key.
How do you clean your hands during the holidays? With Santa-tizer!
What does Santa like to eat for breakfast? Buttery mistle toast.
What do you call a frozen Santa Claus? Santa Pause.
What do you call people who are scared of Santa? Claustrophobic!
Who says "oh oh oh"? Santa walking backwards.
Christmas Tree Jokes for Kids
These tree-mendous Christmas tree jokes are perfect for the whole family. Whether you're five or one hundred and five, these jokes are bound to make you lol.
Why did the Christmas tree book an appointment at the hair salon? For a trim.
What did Santa say to the elves about their tree-decorating skills? You need to spruce it up!
What do you call an artificial Christmas tree? A faux Fir.
Why did the Christmas tree visit the hospital? Because it was feeling green.
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? "Nice gnawing you."
What do Santa's reindeer decorate their Christmas tree with? Horn-aments.
Why do Christmas trees love the past? The present's beneath them.
Who's a Christmas tree's favorite action-hero actor? Spruce Willis.
What did the festive Christmas tree say to the sad Christmas tree? Lighten up!
Why did the Christmas tree apply for a new job? It wanted to branch out.
What happens when Christmas trees go numb? They get pines and needles.
Why was the ornament addicted to Christmas? It was hooked on trees its whole life.
Why are Christmas trees so terrible at sewing? They always drop their needles.
Who's a Christmas tree's favorite rock singer? Spruce Springsteen.
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pine-apple!
Reindeer Jokes for Kids
These funny reindeer jokes will make parents, grandparents, kids and even teachers giggle. These jokes will have you laughing so much, your face will be as red as Rudolph's nose!
What did Santa ask Rudolph on Christmas Eve? "Do you think it will rain, dear?"
What's at the top of a reindeer's Christmas list? A pony sleigh station. (Get it? Instead of a Sony PlayStation)
What do you call a reindeer with five eyes? A Reiiiiindeer.
Why did the reindeer cross the road? Because chickens don't live at the North Pole.
What do you call a group of reindeer in the desert? Very lost.
What do you call a reindeer with no ears? Anything you like.
Why do reindeer have winter coats? Because they'd look so silly in a Christmas sweater.
What is Rudolph's favorite food? Brrrrrrritos.
What do you get when a reindeer ignores you? The cold shoulder.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye deer.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes, that's not moving? Still no eye deer.
What's worse than a reindeer with a cold? A snowman with a fever!
Why do reindeer listen to Beyoncé songs? She sleighs.
How do the reindeer know that it is going to rain? Rudolph the red-knows-rain, deer!
What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs? Anything you like, he can't hear you.
Why don't reindeer like picnics? Because of all their ant-lures.
What do you put over a baby reindeer's crib? A snow-mobile.
What's a reindeer's favorite time at school? Snow-and-tell.
What do reindeer like about rainy winter days? Rein-bows.
What do they build houses with at the North Pole? A crane-deer.
What does Santa do when the reindeer fly too fast? Holds onto the sleigh for deer life.
What do you call a reindeer you meet on Halloween? A cari-boo!
Why did Rudolph have a bad grade on his school report? He went down in history!
Which of Santa's reindeer needs better manners? Rude-olph!
What did Rudolph say about the book on noses Santa gave him? "I already red that one."
What did the reindeer say before he told a joke? "This one's going to sleigh you."
What is Rudolph's favorite sport? Stable tennis
Where do reindeer order coffee? Star-bucks
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer.
Out of all of Santa's reindeer, who has the coolest moves? Dancer.
Corny Christmas Dad Jokes
Dads love to crack jokes, especially after a few egg nogs! We'll leave it up to you whether these Christmas Dad Jokes are hilarious or cringy...
What did the postage stamp say to the Christmas card? "Stick with me, and we'll go places!"
How did the Gingerbread Man get locked out of his house? He lost his cook-keys.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.
Why is everyone really thirsty at the North Pole? No well, no well!
What is a fruit salad's favourite Christmas carol? "Have Yourself a Berry Little Christmas."
If an athlete suffers from athlete's foot, what does an elf get? Mistle toe!
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.
What kind of bug doesn't enjoy Christmas? A humbug.
How do sheep wish each other happy holidays? "Merry Christmas to ewe."
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? The abdominal snowman.
Why is it difficult to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered.
Why wouldn't the Grinch eat at the Italian restaurant? It cost a pretty penne!
What did one cranberry say to the other cranberry? "Tis the season to be jelly"!
How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the soccer game? The ghost of Christmas passed.
Why is a foot a good Christmas present? It makes a great stocking filler.
What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like Brussels sprouts."
How is Christmas just like your job? You do the work, and a fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
What Christmas present just can't be beaten? A broken drum.
Short Christmas Jokes
These short Christmas jokes are perfect for adding to a Christmas card or Christmas cracker!
Where would you find a snowman dancing? At a snowball.
How do snowmen get to school? They ride an icicle!
How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? "Fleece Navidad!"
What is an elf's favorite candy? Orna-mints!
What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle.
How does Frosty say he's serious? "Snow joke".
What happens to bad elves? They get the sack!
What does a little elf learn at school? The elfabet.
What's a snowman's favorite food? Chili dogs.
What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren.
What kind of photos do elves take? Elfies!
What is the most competitive season? Win-ter!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
What is a snowman's favorite drink? Iced tea.
Why did the snowman name his dog "Frost"? Because frostbites!
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
How is Drake just like an elf? He wraps.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt? Snow!
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceberg-ers.
How do you scare a snowman? With a hairdryer!
More Christmas Fun for Kids
Loved our festive Christmas jokes for kids? For more winter cheer to entertain the little ones, these pages are a must-visit:
Winter Jokes for Kids
Funny Christmas Poems
Winter Coloring Pages
Winter Word Searches
Paper Snowflake Templates
Letter to Santa Template
Christmas Coloring Pages
Christmas Color By Number
Christmas Word Scramble
Christmas Word Search
Twas the Night Before Christmas Activity Sheets