70 Best Spider Puns and Jokes for Kids
Last Updated: September 14, 2023
Looking for the best spider puns for kids? On this page, you'll find a big list of hilarious spider puns and jokes perfect for every day of the year, and especially for the Halloween season! Whether you're in search of spooky spider funnies, clever spider web puns, or even Spider-Man jokes for the superhero fans in your life, we have an assortment that is guaranteed to make both kids and adults laugh out loud.
Scroll down the page to read the full collection of kid-friendly spider one-liners and jokes, or use these links to jump to a particular section. Why not "treat" your neighbors to a spider knock-knock joke when trick or treating at Halloween?
So get ready to giggle as you read these 70 spider jokes and puns for kids!
Best Spider Puns For Kids
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What do you get when you cross a spider with a snowman?
What did the spider do when he broke his computer?
He called the webmaster!
What do you get when you cross a spider with a computer?
An itchy byte.
What do spiders order with their burgers?
Why did the spider go to the computer?
To check his webmail.
Why is the spider so clever?
He is always on the web!
What do you call a spider that can dance?
What did the spider do when he got a new computer?
He created a new web page.
Why did the spider get a job in tech support?
Because he was great at debugging.
What kind of music do spiders like?
Country and Web-ern music.
Why did the spider start a blog?
He wanted to share his thoughts on the web!
What do you get when you cross a spider and a corn?
What do you call it when Spider-Man doesn't have his costume?
What are young spiders called?
What do you call spiders that just got married?
My friend asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We had some drinks; turns out he's a nice guy.
What's a spider's favorite hobby?
Who does a spider see when it's sick?
A spin doctor.
What did the spider do when he finished building his website?
He bug-tested it!
What do spiders do for fun?
Surf the web!
What did the spider say to her therapist?
I feel like I'm spinning out of control.
Why do spiders make great tennis players?
They have an excellent top spin.
What fitness class will you find a spider in?
Why did the spider get grounded?
For spending too much time on the web.
Why did Spider-Man fail his driving test?
He is a terrible parallel Parker.
What did the fly say to the spider that ate their friend?
You're a buzz kill.
I bought a new pair of spider-print pants.
The fly keeps getting stuck.
Why are spiders great at playing baseball?
They catch all the flies.
What is a spider's favorite type of weather?
A tarantula downpour.
Did you hear about the friendly spider that starved to death?
He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Which app do spiders use to listen to music?
What do you call an undercover bug?
Why don't spiders race F1 cars?
They always spin out.
What do you get when you cross a computer with a spider?
What spider comes out on a full moon?
A wolf spider.
Best Spider Jokes for Kids
In this section, you'll find all of our favorite kid-friendly spider jokes that are sure to give you a giggle. We think these are the best on the web! (Get it? On the web?)
There's a spider.
How big is the world's biggest spider?
Eight feet tall.
What do you call a spider with 10 eyes?
Terry-fied of huge spiders.
Why did the spider start a band?
You can get discovered on the web.
What is Spider-Man's favorite day of the week?
Howie going to get rid of that spider?
Why did the lady kill a spider with soap?
She wanted to give it a clean death.
What did the spider say to the computer?
Stop bugging me!
Anita help catching that spider on the wall!
Why did the spider go to the doctor?
Because he had webbed feet!
Why did the spider get a job as a comedian?
Because he could spin a yarn!
Orange you glad I didn't say spider?
Why did the spider work as a web designer?
He had experience in web development.
Why are spiders such good swimmers?
They have webbed feet.
Don't cry! The spider is gone.
How do you know a spider is rich?
They have a huge net worth.
A spider got stepped on.
It looked genuinely crushed.
Hugh's afraid of big spiders?
Where do you buy a pet spider?
On the web.
The saying "Out of sight, out of mind" does not apply if a spider disappears in your house.
I'm a who?
I'm a-frayed of spiders!
Why does Spider-Man's year only have 11 months?
He lost May (Aunty May).
Does hairspray kill spiders?
No, but their hair looks stunning!
Alpaca the bags, you kill the spider!
Why did the spider become a DJ?
It can spin amazing tunes.
Why did the spider buy a computer?
It wanted a web site!
Omar gosh, there's a spider on the wall!
Why are spiders annoying?
They drive us up the wall.
Why do spiders live in haunted houses?
Ghosts can't break their webs.
Big Harry who?
Big Harry Spider coming to get you!
Which type of spider enjoys Father's Day?
Daddy long legs.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream whenever I see a spider.
Spiders are ahead of their time.
They've been on the web for millions of years!
Spider-man, your friendly neighborhood superhero!
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