70 Best Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Last updated: September 23, 2025 by Kaz

Do you love Halloween knock knock jokes as much as I do? Every year I prepare hilarious jokes to share with my friends, family and neighbours. I count groans and eyerolls as a success. The thing is, Halloween is such a great time to share with my kids, trying out silly riddles while we prepare our costumes and decorations. My eldest always cringes, but I do still get a cackle from her with my halloween dad jokes!

Whether you’re taking part in trick-or-treating, at a party, at school, or with friends, a silly joke is perfect for tickling the funny bone of those around you. On this page you’ll find the spookiest and funnest collection of jokes to lift your spirits and make you groan like a zombie! From hair-raising ghost and monster jokes, to skeleton and witch jokes that will make your skin crawl. We’ve got it all!

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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock on the door if you dare! These jokes are a real treat with just the right amount of trick! From creepy critters to haunted houses, they’ll keep you cackling till midnight.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Grave.
Grave who? Grave mistake, letting a zombie in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bee!
Bee who? Bee-ware, there's a full moon this Halloween!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Black cat.
Black cat who? Black cat, ready to cross your path!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cobweb.
Cobweb who? Cobwebs everywhere, it’s a haunted house!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fright.
Fright who? Fright up your alley, it’s a haunted house!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hall.
Hall who? Hall-ways creepy in a haunted house!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Scream.
Scream who? Scream all you want, you’re in a haunted house!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Howl!
Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bat.
Bat who? Bat-ter not forget my invitation to the Halloween party!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bridge.
Bridge who? Bridge troll here, you must pay the toll!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bone.
Bone who? Bone to be wild, just like this skeleton!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tibia.
Tibia who? Tibia honest, this skeleton’s got no guts!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Skeleton.
Skeleton who? Skeleton me in, it’s too cold out here!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes, Don't be sad, I'm here to tickle your funny bone!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

No tricks here, just a candy bag full of sweet giggles! These lighthearted knock knock jokes are perfect for little monsters looking for big laughs.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben!
Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo!
Boo who? Don’t cry, I’m just a friendly little ghost!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phillip!
Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fang!
Fang who? Fang you very much for opening the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sweet!
Sweet who? Sweet tooth ready for trick or treating!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peek!
Peek who? Peek-a-boo, I’m a ghost playing hide and seek!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Choco!
Choco who? Choco-late or candy, what’s your treat?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl!
Owl who? Owl be seeing you on Halloween night!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gum!
Gum who? Gum on, let’s go trick or treating!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kitty!
Kitty who? Kitty up, it’s time for trick or treat!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivory.
Ivory who? Ivory time I see a skeleton, it cracks me up!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Spine.
Spine who? Spine-tingling to meet you, I’m a skeleton!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ribs.
Ribs who? Ribs me the wrong way and I’ll rattle!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes, Creep your cool, there's more dad jokes coming!

Halloween Knock Knock Dad Jokes

Warning: these jokes are so corny, they might come straight from a haunted cornfield! Crammed with puns and groaners, they’re fang-tastically bad in the best way.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Igor.
Igor who? Igor to the door before the monsters get me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl.
Howl who? Howl, you like my spooky dad jokes?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fang.
Fang who? Fang-tastic to see you opening the door for Halloween!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy.
Mummy who? Mummy's cooking up some corny jokes with dad!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank.
Frank who? Frank you very much for letting me in, it’s Halloween!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost.
Ghost who? Ghost you thought I was done with the dad jokes?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie.
Zombie who? Zombie one home? I’m craving brains!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo.
Boo who? Boo-lieve it or not, this ghost is super friendly!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch.
Witch who? Witch one of you is ready for a spooky laugh?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat.
Bat who? Bat I’m the best dad joker around!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Skull.
Skull who? Skull me later, I’ve got no brain to answer now!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Femur.
Femur who? Femur few more minutes, and I’ll be all bones!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joint.
Joint who? Joint the skeleton crew, we’ve got room for one more!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Clavicle.
Clavicle who? Clavicle around and you’ll see I’m spineless!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes, Undead or alive, I'm coming for you!

Pumpkin Knock Knock Jokes

Get ready to have a gourd time! These pumpkin knock knock jokes are smashing! From pies to patches, they’re ripe for carving up some laughter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gourd.
Gourd who? Gourd to see you, it’s pumpkin season!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange.
Orange who? Orange you glad it’s a pumpkin and not something scary?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jack.
Jack who? Jack-o-lantern grinning on the porch tonight!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Squash.
Squash who? Squash these pumpkins together and we’ll have a pie!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Spice.
Spice who? Spice up your day with a pumpkin latte!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pie.
Pie who? Pie think this pumpkin pie smells delicious!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Seed.
Seed who? Seed you later, I’m planting more pumpkins!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Patch.
Patch who? Patch me up, I tripped in the pumpkin patch!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Candle.
Candle who? Candle you believe how bright this pumpkin glows?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pulp.
Pulp who? Pulp out the pumpkin guts, it’s carving time!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes, Goblin up all your candy!

Halloween Ghost Jokes

These spirit-lifting jokes are guaranteed to boo-st your mood! They’re light as a wisp and hauntingly hilarious without being too ghastly.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo.
Boo who? Boo-hoo, don’t cry, it’s just a ghost!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Haunt.
Haunt who? Haunt you glad I didn’t scare you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Spirit.
Spirit who? Spirit’s the season to be spooky!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Phantom.
Phantom who? Phantom of the front door, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Casper.
Casper who? Casper the door, I’m a friendly ghost!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ghastly.
Ghastly who? Ghastly night for a haunting, isn’t it?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Shade.
Shade who? Shade I scare you with my ghostly tricks?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wisp.
Wisp who? Wisp me away, I’m a floating ghost!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo.
Boo who? Boo! Did I scare you this time?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polter.
Polter who? Polter-geist just knocked on your door!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes, Scream all you want, you're in my haunted house!

Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Witch.
Witch who? Witch costume should I wear tonight?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mummy.
Mummy who? Mummy costume’s all wrapped up and ready to go!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bat.
Bat who? Bat I look great in my superhero costume!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fangs.
Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Yeti.
Yeti who? Yeti or not, here comes the monster!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Witch.
Witch who? Witch one of you has my broomstick?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Frank.
Frank who? Frankenstein, but you can call me Frank!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Were.
Were who? Are you howling? I think you’re turning into a werewolf!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo.
Boo who? Don’t be sad, I’m just here to tickle your funny bone!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo.
Boo who? Boo! Did I scare you in my ghost costume?

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