110 Funny Winter Jokes for Kids

Last Updated: October 12, 2023

Welcome to a frosty frolic through our 110 best winter jokes for kids! As the temperature drops, the snowflakes start to fall, and noses begin to run - there's no better way to warm up and feel better than with a hearty dose of winter humor. Whether your little snow angels are busy building snowmen or cozying up by the fireplace, these jokes will get them giggling and keep their spirits high!

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Winter is the season of snowball fights, chilly adventures, and endless cups of steaming cocoa with extra marshmallows. You may find your family indoors more than usual, especially at festive gatherings or during snow days, so our collection of winter jokes will help pass the time.

From punny penguins to extra cool knock-knock jokes, these winter jokes will have even the grumpiest snowman cracking a smile. Whether you're huddled indoors or outside braving the cold, let laughter melt away those winter blues. These jokes are snow good!

Scroll down this page to read our collection of kid-friendly winter jokes, or use these links to jump to a particular category.

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Funny Winter Jokes for Kids

Get ready to add a sprinkle of fun to the frosty season with our handpicked selection of the BEST funny winter jokes for kids. These jokes are snow much fun, they'll have your little ones giggling all winter long!

What is the name of Jack Frost's favorite aunty? Aunt Arctica

What does December have that no other month has? The letter D.

Where does a Yeti surf the web? On the Winter-net.

What's the currency of the North Pole? Cold, hard cash!

What do superheroes add to their drinks during winter? Just-ice.

What do healthy yetis eat? Iceberg lettuce.

Why did the hipster keep his vinyl collection outside in the winter? He only liked to listen to cool music.

What do you call an igloo with no bathroom? An Ig.

What do you call a very strong winter monster with a six-pack? Abdominal snowman.

What do you call a photo taken at the North Pole? A polar-oid.

What's the most popular breakfast in winter? Frosted Flakes!

What's a Yeti's favorite rapper? Ice-T.

What can you easily catch with your eyes closed? A cold.

What does Jack Frost eat for his breakfast? Frosties.

What did the Swiss skier shout when he fell down a mountain? Alp!

What is a winter ghost called? Casp-brrrrrrr.

Why didn't the abominable snowman go to the party? He had snow-one to go with.

What do trees say after a very long winter? That's a re-leaf.

What's a Yeti's favorite drink? Iced tea.

winter jokes for kids a winter ghost

Knock Knock Winter Jokes for Kids

Hands up who loves a winter knock-knock joke? These classic knock-knock jokes are perfect for unleashing on your friends and family during a winter gathering.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for winter all year!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody home.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow real way of knowing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan terrible cold.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? 'Scold outside!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy a big snowstorm coming!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow way I'm telling you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch! Atch who? Bless you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Emma. Emma who? Emma cold standing outside.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use, I can't remember.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly up, it's cold out here.

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Snow Jokes for Kids

Here's a ton of snow jokes that are snow hilarious! These snow-themed jokes for kids are so cool they're positively frozen.

How did the snow globe feel after the winter storm? A little shaken.

What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.

Who's at the door? Snow-body.

Why are winter days so great? They are snow much fun!

What did the icy road say to the sports car? Want to go for a spin?

Why did the girl keep her saxophone in the snow? She wanted to play cool jazz music.

What did one snowflake say to the other snowflake? You're one of a kind.

Did you hear about the man stuck in a snowstorm? He was feeling under the weather.

Why should you never owe Santa money? He snows where you live.

What kind of robots live at the North Pole? Snow-bots.

Did you hear about the kid who was hit with a snowball? He was knocked out cold.

How does a mountain stay warm? Snowcaps.

Which ball never bounces? A snowball.

What's cold, white, and goes up? A very confused snowflake.

Why did the Yeti wear one boot? The weather forecast had a 50% chance of snow.

winter jokes for kids very confused snowflake

Snowman Jokes for Kids

These corny snowman jokes are just perfect for kids (and adults) of all ages. Whether you're four or one hundred and four these jokes are bound to give you a laugh or two.

What was the snowman doing in the vegetable store? Picking his nose.

What do you call little snowmen? Chill-dren.

Where do snowmen like to eat? At an iceberg-er joint.

What are Frosty's parents called? Mom and Pop-sicle.

What do you call it when a snowman has a tantrum? A meltdown.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Krispies.

How do you protect yourself against angry snowmen? With a hairdryer.

What are snowmen most concerned about? Global warming.

How does a Snowman travel? By riding an icicle.

What did the little Snowman want to do when he grew up? Be in snow-business.

How do you know when a snowman has broken into your house? You see a carrot by the fireplace.

Why was the snowman yellow? Ask your dog.

What did one snowman say to his friend? Can you smell carrots?

Where do snowmen save their money? Snowbanks.

What do you call a snowman on roller skates? A snowmobile.

What did the police officer say to the snowman robbing a bank? Freeze!

Where do snowmen dance? At the snow-ball.

What is a snowman's favorite drink? Iced tea.

Why can't snow climb a ladder? Because the snow falls.

What did Frosty the Snowman say to Jack Frost? Have an ice day!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle.

Did you hear about the snowman who turned into a spy? He has a license to chill.

Did you hear about the very rude snowman? He didn't even carrot all.

Why can't you ever trust a snowman? They're flakes.

How do you decorate a snowman's birthday cake? With lots of icing.

What do you call a snowman on a hot day? Water.

How do you make a snowman's bed? With fresh sheets of ice and a thick blanket of snow.

Why do snowmen get invited to parties? They're great at breaking the ice.

How does a snowman say he's serious? Snow joke.

What do you call a snowman's pet poodle? A slush-puppy.

Why isn't Frosty ever late? Time waits for snow-man.

What do you sing on a snowman's birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow.

What's a snowman's favorite condiment? Chilly sauce.

How do you build a snow house? Igloo it together.

What happens when the snowman can't see? The snowman rubs his ice!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because Frost bites!

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out.

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

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Winter Animal Jokes for Kids

These funny winter animal jokes are just perfect for parents, teachers, and grandparents to make kids giggle. From penguins and reindeers to polar bears and huskies - these winter animal jokes will have you howling with laughter.

Why didn't the penguin fly? It's not tall enough to be a pilot.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? Because chickens don't live in the Arctic.

What do you call a naughty penguin stealing calamari? A squid-napper.

What's a reindeer's favorite coffee shop? Starbucks.

Why are polar bears so itchy? They have antarc-ticks.

What do polar bears call seals riding a skateboard? Meals on Wheels.

What do you call a group of penguins in the desert? Very lost.

Who is a polar bear's favorite singer? Seal.

What do you call a polar bear with no ears? Anything you like.

Why do Arctic foxes have winter coats? Because they'd look so silly in sweaters.

What is a polar bear's favorite food? Brrrrrrritos.

What do you get when a reindeer ignores you? The cold shoulder.

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye deer.

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes, not moving? Still no eye deer.

What happens when a moose feels cold? They get moose bumps!

What do you put over a baby reindeer's crib? A snow-mobile.

Why do penguins like to swim in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Where does an Arctic fox sleep during winter? By the fur-nace.

Why don't polar bears live in groups? They like to ice-olate themselves.

What's a husky's favorite time at school? Snow-and-tell.

What is a penguin's favorite food? Ice cream.

What do you call a group of Arctic hares hopping backward? A receding hare line.

Why do polar bears have fur coats? They would look so silly in a snowsuit.

What do reindeer like about rainy winter days? Rein-bows.

What did the seal say to the penguin? Nothing, seals can't talk.

What do you call a three-legged polar bear? Eileen.

What do they build houses with in the North Pole? A crane-deer.

winter jokes for kids the cold shoulder

More Winter Fun for Kids

If you enjoyed these winter jokes for kids and are looking for more fun and games to keep the young ones entertained during the frosty season, here are some pages they might love:
Christmas Jokes
Snow Puns
Funny Christmas Poems
Winter Coloring Pages
Winter Word Searches
Paper Snowflake Templates
Letter to Santa Template
Christmas Coloring Pages
Christmas Color By Number
Christmas Word Scramble
Christmas Word Search

And if you ever need a laugh during other times of the year after enjoying our winter jokes, check out our:
Halloween Jokes
Spider Puns
Skeleton Puns
Thanksgiving Jokes

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