300+ Would You Rather Questions For Kids & Grownups

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Last updated: April 19, 2024 by Michelle

Would you rather explore the depths of the ocean in a submarine or journey to outer space on a rocket? I’ve always been a huge nerd for outer space, so I’m definitely hopping on that rocket. But I have at least one friend fascinated by the ocean. It’s wild the things you can learn about the people you thought you knew through a simple game of would you rather.

Would you rather questions are great for a casual friend gathering or an ice breaker at a party. You can even play would you rather with the kids! We gave serious, thought-provoking, flirty, kid-friendly, and so many more questions. Pick the would you rather questions that suit your event or gathering and see what startling things you learn about your loved ones!

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The Best Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather have a lifetime supply of your favorite food or a lifetime supply of your favorite beverage?

Would you rather live in a world where you can only eat dessert or a world where you can only eat savory foods?

Would you rather be a professional athlete in your least favorite sport or a mediocre performer in your favorite sport?

Would you rather have a personal chef or a personal trainer for life?

Would you rather have the power to reverse time for five minutes each day or fast forward time by one hour each day?

Would you rather live in a world where magic is real but technology is primitive, or a world where advanced technology exists but magic is forbidden?

Would you rather have the ability to instantly learn any profession or instantly master any sport?

Would you rather have the power to bring good luck to others or always have good luck yourself?

Would you rather be able to speak and understand all forms of art or all forms of science?

Would you rather live in a world where dreams come true but nightmares are equally likely, or a world where nothing extraordinary ever happens, but there are no nightmares?

Would you rather be the best player on a losing team or the worst player on a winning team?

Would you rather have the power of telekinesis (moving objects with your mind) or telepathy (reading minds)?

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or fly in the sky?

Would you rather have the ability to speak with animals or speak all human languages?

Would you rather never have to sleep again or never have to eat again?

Would you rather be the head of a corporation or the head of a cult?

Would you rather live in a world with no rules or a world with strict rules but perfect equality?

Would you rather always have to tell the truth or never be able to speak again?

Would you rather only be allowed to use spoons or only be allowed to use knives for the rest of your life?

Would you rather be a famous actor in a terrible movie or an unknown actor in a fantastic movie?

Would you rather live in a world with no technology or a world with advanced technology but no personal privacy?

Would you rather be a genius in a world of mediocrity or average in a world of geniuses?

Would you rather have the power to control fire or control ice?

Would you rather be able to talk to plants and make them grow or control the weather?

Would you rather live in a world without music or a world without art?

Would you rather be the first person to explore a new planet or discover a hidden treasure on Earth?

Would you rather have the ability to teleport anywhere in the world but always arrive naked or teleport with your clothes but only to places you've been before?

Would you rather have the power to never feel physical pain or never feel emotional pain?

Would you rather live in a world without any problems or have the wisdom to solve any problem that arises?

Would you rather be a famous chef or a famous musician?

Would you rather be able to read people's minds but not control it, or have the power to influence people's thoughts but not read them?

Would you rather live in a world where money is abundant but love is scarce or a world where love is abundant but money is scarce?

Would you rather have the power to make anyone instantly like you or the power to turn eggs into gold?

Would you rather be a professional athlete in a sport you hate or have your dream job but work for a terrible boss?

Would you rather have the ability to talk to the ghosts of historical figures or your own ancestors?

Would you rather live in a world where everyone has the same appearance or a world with incredible diversity but no beauty standards?

Would you rather always be 30 minutes early or 30 minutes late for every appointment or event?

Would you rather be able to experience the past as an observer, with no ability to interact, or visit the future but not be able to return to the present?

Flirty Would You Rather Questions for Couples

Would you rather explore the depths of the ocean in a submarine or journey to outer space on a rocket?

Would you rather travel back in time to visit historical events or forward in time to see future technological advancements?

Would you rather spend a weekend camping in the wilderness or lounging in a luxury hotel?

Would you rather have a picnic in the park or a movie night with homemade popcorn?

Would you rather have a job that allows you to work from anywhere in the world or a job with a corner office in a prestigious skyscraper?

Would you rather take a year-long backpacking trip around the world or spend a month living in luxury at a five-star resort?

Would you rather watch a sunrise together or stargaze under a moonlit sky?

Would you rather surprise each other with gifts or plan a surprise adventure?

Would you rather discover your life's purpose early but face constant challenges along the way, or find your purpose later in life with a smoother journey?

Would you rather dance together in the rain or cuddle by the fireplace on a snowy evening?

Would you rather become a world-renowned expert in a niche hobby or a versatile and skilled practitioner in multiple hobbies?

Would you rather write love letters to each other or compose a song that expresses your feelings?

Would you rather go on a spontaneous road trip or plan a meticulously organized vacation?

Would you rather discover a magical, hidden door to a secret world filled with fantastical creatures or find a mysterious book that grants you knowledge of all the world's secrets?

Would you rather be the boss of a small company where everyone knows each other or an employee in a massive corporation with thousands of colleagues?

Would you rather have a movie night in your PJs or dress up for a fancy theater date?

Would you rather travel by train through picturesque countryside or embark on a scenic coastal road trip?

Would you rather spend your free time mastering a musical instrument or honing your skills as a gourmet chef?

Would you rather take a class together and learn something new, or stay inside to watch movies?

Would you rather take a scenic hike to a beautiful viewpoint or relax on a sandy beach by the ocean?

Would you rather have a life filled with extraordinary experiences but shorter in duration, or a longer, more ordinary life with a sense of contentment?

Would you rather have a pocket-sized dragon companion that grants your wishes but with mischievous twists or a magical mirror that reflects your future and past selves?

Would you rather have to read every text you’ve sent this week or have to share every picture you took?

Would you rather be able to time-travel but only to revisit your past happy moments or see into the future to witness your greatest accomplishments?

Would you rather find a magical pen that brings your drawings to life or a pair of enchanted glasses that reveal hidden messages in the world around you?

Would you rather have a pet that can talk to you and share its wisdom, or a pet that can transform into any animal you choose?

Would you rather be a famous musician who performs in massive arenas or a respected artist whose works are displayed in prestigious galleries?

Would you rather have the ability to control your dreams and experience any adventure you desire while asleep, or never need to sleep and have more waking hours for your passions?

Would you rather go on a hot air balloon ride or sail on a romantic cruise?

Would you rather have the ability to instantly make any plant grow and flourish, or control the weather to create your ideal outdoor conditions?

Would you rather live a life of constant self-improvement and growth, or be content with who you are and what you have at this moment?

Would you rather have a personal robot assistant that can perfectly imitate your habits and routines, or a time-traveling buddy who takes you on adventures to witness history firsthand?

Would you rather plan a surprise date for your partner or be surprised by your partner's date idea?

Would you rather have the power to turn any food into your favorite dish instantly or instantly acquire any skill or talent you desire?

Would you rather achieve one major life goal every year or accomplish a single, life-changing goal in a decade?

Would you rather have a personal cloud that rains confetti on command or a suitcase that always contains the perfect outfit for any occasion?

Would you rather have a job where you travel frequently but have unpredictable hours or a job with a strict 9-to-5 schedule and no travel?

Would you rather have one million dollars right now or five million dollars five years from now?

Would you rather share a dessert at a cozy café or make dessert together at home?

Would you rather have the power to change your past and rewrite your life story, or the ability to see your future but not alter it?

Would you rather take a long bike ride along a scenic trail or explore a new city on foot?

Funny Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather only be able to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for every meal or have to wear a peanut butter and jelly sandwich as a hat for a week?

Would you rather have a pet unicorn that constantly photobombs your pictures or a pet dragon that sometimes sets your furniture on fire?

Would you rather have a laugh-off with Jimmy Fallon where you tell dad jokes or go head-to-head in a pancake-flipping contest with Conan?

Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with a chatty parrot that only quotes Shakespeare or a mime that can only communicate through interpretive dance?

Would you rather be followed around everywhere you go by a personal fan club of tiny gnomes or a team of dancing flamingos?

Would you rather have a permanent balloon animal hat or always have to wear enormous clown shoes everywhere you go?

Would you rather have the ability to instantly learn any dance style but forget how to walk normally, or be an incredible chef but only cook meals blindfolded?

Would you rather live in a world where everyone wears costumes every day or a world where everyone communicates through riddles and puzzles?

Would you rather have a pet owl that can deliver your mail but only at midnight or a talking pet rock that gives you advice, but it's always cryptic?

Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere in the world but only while doing a handstand or have the power to understand and speak to insects but find their conversations tedious?

Would you rather own a painting that changes based on your emotions or a mirror that shows you a glimpse of your future, but it's always a year ahead?

Would you rather have the ability to instantly learn any language but forget your native language or be able to communicate with animals, but they're all sarcastic?

Would you rather live in a house that rearranges its rooms every night or a house with doors that lead to different time periods but only once?

Would you rather befriend a mischievous leprechaun who grants you three wishes, but they come with unexpected consequences or have a guardian angel with a terrible sense of humor?

Would you rather be able to instantly recall every dream you've ever had but never sleep deeply again or have a magic remote control that pauses and rewinds your life?

Would you rather have a personal butler who can predict the future but insists on speaking in rhymes or a flying bicycle that can take you anywhere but requires constant compliments?

Would you rather have the ability to make inanimate objects come to life for a day but they always complain about their existence or own a hat that can turn into any type of food, but it's always slightly overcooked?

Would you rather have the power to make any object within your sight burst into spontaneous song or cause inanimate objects to start telling jokes?

Would you rather have a talking pet pineapple that dispenses strange advice or a pet rubber ducky that sings your innermost thoughts aloud?

Would you rather have a pet sloth that wants constant cuddles or a pet cheetah that can make sandwiches?

Would you rather have Arnold Schwarzenegger as your personal fitness coach, but he insists on yelling "Get to the choppa!" after every exercise, or have Jay-Z as your life coach, but he communicates solely through rap?

Would you rather have to laugh like a hyena during serious meetings or hiccup like a cartoon character during romantic moments?

Would you rather have the ability to turn into a rubber chicken at will or be able to summon an army of tiny, mischievous gnomes to do your bidding?

Would you rather only be able to eat food in the shape of triangles or wear clothes that are exclusively polka-dotted for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have a pocket-sized elephant as a sidekick or a miniature giraffe?

Would you rather participate in a rap battle with Eminem or a dance-off with Michael Jackson's hologram?

Would you rather have the ability to turn invisible, but only when you're sneezing, or the power to fly, but only while singing "I Believe I Can Fly?"

Would you rather communicate only in emojis or speak in rhymes for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays wherever you go or a laugh track for your life's moments, even the serious ones?

Would you rather be trapped in an all-night game of charades with Nicky Minaj or a dance marathon with John Travolta?

Would you rather only be able to use emojis to write your resume or have your job interviews conducted via memes?

Would you rather do a breakdancing class with Indiana Jones or dress like Barbie for a week?

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or marshmallows for teeth?

Would you rather have a mariachi band follow you everywhere you go or have a personal cheerleader narrate your life?

Would you rather experience cotton candy rain or jellybean hail?

Would you rather spend a day shopping for quirky outfits with Lady Gaga or embark on a culinary adventure with Jacques Torres, where you're the chef, and he's the critic?

Would you rather always have a clown nose on your face or wear a bright yellow clown wig for every formal occasion?

Would you rather have a ping-pong match with Forrest Gump or Ben Affleck?

Easy Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Would you rather travel the world or speak a dozen languages?

Would you rather meet your favorite celebrity or win $10,000?

Would you rather have a robot helper or a spaceship?

Would you rather own lots of books or have a personal movie theater?

Would you rather hop on one foot or crawl like a baby to move around?

Would you rather always have good weather on trips or never wait when you travel?

Would you rather go back in time and meet important people or see cool things in the future?

Would you rather have a personal driver or a personal massager?

Would you rather be a famous actor or a famous musician?

Would you rather speak all languages or play all musical instruments?

Would you rather be a sports player or a smart scientist?

Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?

Would you rather be able to predict natural disasters or prevent a single disease from ever occurring again?

Would you rather have free coffee anytime or free pizza anytime?

Would you rather meet Peppa Pig or Minecraft Steve?

Would you rather be able to communicate with people from the past or the future?

Would you rather have a cook make your favorite food or a stylist choose your outfits?

Would you rather eat moldy cheese or drink spoiled milk?

Would you rather fist fight a gorilla or wrestle a shark?

Would you rather picnic in a nice park or on a sandy beach?

Would you rather have a pet dog or a pet cat?

Would you rather live in a treehouse or a house by the sea?

Would you rather meet Mickey Mouse or Winnie the Pooh?

Would you rather spend a day at a spa or an amusement park?

Would you rather time travel or read minds?

Would you rather have a cook or a chauffeur?

Would you rather have dinner with Batman or Spiderman?

Would you rather wear socks that don't match or never wear socks again?

Would you rather spend a day exploring a dense forest or a secluded island?

Would you rather meet your hero or see your future self?

Would you rather have a special power or a lot of money?

Would you rather be able to change hot weather into cold or cold weather into hot?

Would you rather leave a rainbow trail like a unicorn or have tiny friendly ghosts like Casper?

Would you rather have a cloud that plays songs or a sunbeam that makes you sparkle?

Would you rather build a house out of straw or out of ice?

Would you rather read minds but not be able to control it or turn invisible but never stop?

Would you rather meet Captain America or Wonder Woman?

Would you rather save a stranger's life or a family member's life?

Would you rather wear a hat that plays music or glasses that make life fun?

Would you rather have the ability to teleport anywhere instantly or have a magic wallet that never runs out of money?

Would you rather star in a blockbuster movie or write a bestselling novel?

Would you rather never clean your room or never do chores?

Would you rather eat pizza for every meal or have ice cream for every meal?

Would you rather eat your favorite food for every meal or try something new at every meal?

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Juicy Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather confess your deepest, darkest secrets to your parents or your boss?

Would you rather have all of your exes at your wedding or just your partner’s most recent ex?

Would you rather have an intimate shower or an intimate bath?

Would you rather have to delete your Instagram or your Tik Tok?

Would you rather always have to speak your mind or never be able to speak again?

Would you rather live in a bustling city or a remote cabin in the woods?

Would you rather have people think you’re hilarious or hot?

Would you rather spend a year traveling the world or a year living in your dream house?

Would you rather have the power to change your appearance at will or the power to teleport anywhere instantly?

Would you rather have a good cuddle or a good make out session?

Would you rather be able to visit any place in the world but only for a day or stay in one place for the rest of your life with unlimited resources?

Would you rather have the power to control time but not age, or have eternal youth but no control over time?

Would you rather have the power to instantly heal any physical injury or instantly heal any emotional pain?

Would you rather always know when someone is lying to you or never be lied to again?

Would you rather have infinite money or infinite love?

Would you rather get dumped via text or ghosted?

Would you rather be a famous actor in every movie but always play the same character or a respected director with no fame?

Would you rather live in a world where there are no laws or a world where all actions are controlled by strict rules?

Would you rather have a personal assistant for life or be incredibly organized without any assistance?

Would you rather be able to see 100 years into the past or 100 years into the future?

Would you rather live in a world where everyone is always happy but lacks ambition or a world where everyone is driven but never truly happy?

Would you rather have the power to bring extinct species back to life or prevent future species from going extinct?

Would you rather be the best athlete in the world but with a short career or have a long, successful career but never be the best?

Would you rather live in a world where art and creativity are highly valued or a world where practical skills and productivity are prioritized?

Would you rather have the ability to control your dreams or control the dreams of others?

Would you rather be able to fly but only at walking speed or run as fast as a car but never leave the ground?

Would you rather live in a world without wars but with limited technological advancement, or a world with technological wonders but frequent conflicts?

Would you rather have the ability to speak to the dead but not the living, or have the power to communicate with future generations but not your own?

Would you rather live in a world where emotions are openly expressed but without privacy or a world where everyone keeps their emotions hidden but has personal space?

Would you rather have the ability to relive any one day from your past once a year or have a glimpse of one day from your future once a year?

Would you rather be able to instantly summon a rainstorm for a dramatic effect or calm someone's anxiety with a single touch?

Would you rather be the smartest person on Earth but unable to share your knowledge or have average intelligence but be a great teacher?

Would you rather be a famous musician with no creative control or a lesser-known musician with complete artistic freedom?

Would you rather have the ability to communicate with extraterrestrial beings or explore the deepest depths of the ocean?

Would you rather experience mind-blowing love at first sight or a long, slow process of falling deeply in love with the one?

Would you rather make out with a celebrity crush or instantly receive $10,000?

Would you rather send spicy photos or spicy texts?

Would you rather go on a blind date or a double date?

Thought-Provoking and Difficult Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather have the power to control fire or control water?

Would you rather always know the truth but never be able to speak it, or always believe lies but have the ability to lie eloquently?

Would you rather have the ability to instantly learn any skill or have a photographic memory?

Would you rather live without electricity for a year or without running water for a year?

Would you rather keep your current age forever or your current financial situation?

Would you rather get $25,000 for yourself or $100,000 for your best friend?

Would you rather be able to see perfectly in the dark but not at all during the day or only see everything in black and white?

Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island alone or with someone you can't stand?

Would you rather have the ability to control dreams or never have to sleep again?

Would you rather live in a world without art or a world without science?

Would you rather be stuck with pink eye or bed bugs for the rest of your life?

Would you rather know who you’re going to marry someday or when you’ll die?

Would you rather be the most attractive person in the world but have a terrible personality, or be extremely intelligent but physically unattractive?

Would you rather have the power to erase your own memories at will or the ability to relive any moment from your past but not change its outcome?

Would you rather live in a society where individuality is celebrated or one where conformity is highly valued?

Would you rather have a fully automated home or a self-driving car?

Would you rather be banned from using any search engine or any social media?

Would you rather have everything you eat and drink for the rest of your life be hot or cold?

Would you rather have the power to make anyone fall in love with you or be able to heal any physical injury instantly?

Would you rather live in a world where money can't buy happiness or a world where money can buy anything except happiness?

Would you rather be a character in a fantasy novel or a sci-fi movie?

Would you rather be able to mute anyone at any time or pause people for 10 seconds, but only once an hour?

Would you rather live in the past with all the knowledge you have now or be transported to the future with no knowledge of what's to come?

Would you rather have the power to cure any illness or solve any world problem?

Would you rather shout every third thought you have out loud or never be alone ever again?

Would you rather live a life of endless luxury but know you're causing harm to others or live in poverty while helping as many people as possible?

Would you rather have the power to heal any illness or injury but lose a year of your own life each time you use it or have eternal life but never be able to heal anyone?

Would you rather live in a world where money doesn't exist or a world where technology never advances beyond the present?

Would you rather have a rewind button for your life or a pause button for the world around you?

Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or the smartest person in the room?

Would you rather be handed $300 every week or never wait in a line ever again?

Would you rather never have to worry about calories or never pay for your food?

Would you rather have a perfect life as a simulation (knowing it's not real) or face continuous challenges in the real world?

Would you rather save the life of a stranger or the life of a family member if you could only choose one?

Would you rather never experience traffic again or never catch a cold again?

Would you rather live in a world where everyone's thoughts are constantly broadcasted publicly or a world where everyone is completely isolated and unable to communicate?

Would you rather make your partner happy with a white lie or make them upset but tell the truth?

Would you rather be always surrounded by people but feel perpetually alone or live in complete isolation but never experience loneliness?

Quirky and Weird Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather have a talking cat that offers sarcastic advice or a pet rock that gives the best love advice?

Would you rather only be able to communicate through interpretive dance or sing everything you say?

Would you rather have a permanent itch on your nose or a fly buzzing around your head for the rest of your life?

Would you rather be followed by a cloud that rains pickle juice or a swarm of fireflies that synchronize to your heartbeat?

Would you rather have a personal library with all books written in invisible ink or a closet filled with outfits made entirely of bubble wrap?

Would you rather have a flying disco ball that follows you around and plays your favorite song on demand or a floating drink dispenser that gives you whatever drink you want, anytime you like?

Would you rather have a permanent bubblegum bubble blown from your nose or have rubber chickens appear whenever you sneeze?

Would you rather hang out with Dolly Parton or Willie Nelson

Would you rather have a personal rain cloud that showers you with glitter or a personal spotlight that follows you wherever you go?

Would you rather have a remote control that can pause and rewind your life or a pair of shoes that teleport you to your favorite places instantly?

Would you rather have a permanent rainbow trail following you everywhere you walk or a swarm of tiny, friendly ghosts as your constant companions?

Would you rather have a personal fan club of little fairies that cheers you on wherever you go or a team of squirrels that can fetch things for you but occasionally misplace them?

Would you rather join a synchronized swimming team led by Miley Cyrus or have a weekly karaoke night with Kermit the Frog as your duet partner?

Would you rather have a magic wand that can turn everyday objects into edible treats or a magical hat that conjures up the perfect beverage for any occasion?

Would you rather do a pottery class with Justin Timberlake or a ballroom dancing class with Ryan Gosling?

Would you rather have the ability to summon a marching band whenever you need motivation or a team of miniature butlers to help with your daily tasks?

Would you rather have Keanu Reeves or Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as your personal life coach?

Would you rather have a personal alarm clock that wakes you up with a gentle song or a talking mirror that gives you compliments every morning?

Would you rather bake cookies with Neil deGrasse Tyson or go shoe shopping with Bill Nye the Science Guy?

Would you rather be able to summon an army of rubber ducks for any task or have a personal butler who tells you dad jokes all day?

Would you rather attend a cooking class with Gordon Ramsay or go rock climbing with Jason Momoa?

Would you rather have a pet penguin that speaks in rhymes or a pet parrot that insists on singing show tunes at all hours?

Would you rather be able to change the color of your hair at will or have a pocket-sized elephant as a sidekick?

Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays whenever you enter a room or a laugh track that accompanies all your conversations?

Would you rather go on a wild adventure through time and space with the Doctor (as portrayed by David Tennant) or have Taylor Swift sing a song at every family gathering?

Would you rather have a talking pet pineapple that dispenses bizarre advice or a pet rubber ducky that randomly bursts into song?

Would you rather have the power to turn any object into a plate of your favorite food or a wardrobe that produces clothes at your command?

Would you rather sing with Ariana Grande or dance with Rihanna?

Would you rather your skin glow purple whenever you're happy, or be rained on by a tiny dark cloud whenever you feel sad?

Would you rather go on a wilderness survival trip with Bear Grylls or receive fashion advice from Heidi Klum?

Would you rather have a pet cactus that tells bad jokes or a pet jellybean that bounces away whenever you try to catch it?

Would you rather be forced to wear a permanent balloon animal hat on your head or a pair of shoes that always squeak loudly with every step you take?

Would you rather have a hat that whispers jokes to you all day or a talking mirror that offers cryptic advice?

Would you rather have a wardrobe with only sparkly silver clothes or a wardrobe with only red clothes?

Would you rather have a talking pet rock that offers philosophical insights or a pet rubber chicken that believes it's a stand-up comedian?

Would you rather have a magic wand that turns everyday objects into musical instruments or a pair of shoes that makes you a champion tap dancer?

Would you rather have a permanent, embarrassing stain on your clothes or a constant, loud, snorting laugh in serious situations?

Would you rather go horse riding with Sherlock Holmes (as portrayed by Benedict Cumberbatch) or white water rafting with Captain America (as portrayed by Chris Evans)?

Gross Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of live crickets or a handful of earthworms?

Would you rather have a runny nose constantly for a year or a never-ending case of hiccups?

Would you rather have to clean a public restroom with your toothbrush or drink a glass of murky pond water?

Would you rather have to wear sweaty, unwashed socks for a week or go without bathing for a month?

Would you rather have to eat a bowl of mystery meat from a school cafeteria or a plate of week-old fast food leftovers?

Would you rather have to smell like a skunk for a month or have uncontrollable, loud burps in every conversation for a year?

Would you rather have to clean a sewer drain with your bare hands or change dirty diapers for a week straight?

Would you rather have a permanent case of bad breath or a constant swarm of flies buzzing around you?

Would you rather have a toenail that's always falling off or a fingernail that's always growing uncontrollably?

Would you rather have a non-stop case of the hiccups or a constant, loud, embarrassing stomach gurgle in quiet places?

Would you rather have a live slug crawl up your arm or a cockroach crawl across your face?

Would you rather have a never-ending case of itchy bug bites or a permanent case of peeling, sunburned skin?

Would you rather have a constant runny nose in the middle of a fancy dinner party or uncontrollable flatulence during a job interview?

Would you rather have to wear wet, sweaty socks for a week or have a spider crawl into your mouth while you sleep?

Would you rather have to lick the inside of a garbage can or eat a plate of spoiled, moldy cheese?

Would you rather have a permanent case of toenail fungus or a never-ending case of dandruff that can't be hidden?

Would you rather have a permanent itch in the middle of your back that you can never reach or a non-stop case of uncontrollable sneezing?

Would you rather have to chew on a piece of used dental floss or lick a public restroom doorknob?

Would you rather have a never-ending case of bad body odor or a constant, nagging toothache that never goes away?

Would you rather have to clean a public trash compactor with your hands or drink a glass of blended bugs?

Would you rather have a permanent wedgie that you can never fix or a constant, loud, embarrassing hiccup in quiet places?

Would you rather have to eat a plate of slimy, raw snails or have a permanent case of sweaty palms?

Would you rather have a never-ending case of earwax buildup or a permanent, loud, obnoxious snore?

Would you rather have to lick a public restroom toilet seat or eat a bowl of mystery meat from a school cafeteria?

Would you rather have a non-stop case of itchy poison ivy or a permanent, unsightly wart on your nose?

Would you rather have to wear dirty, smelly clothes for a month or sleep on a mattress filled with live cockroaches?

Would you rather have a permanent rash on your butt or a never-ending case of athlete's foot?

Would you rather have to clean the Kardashians' entire house or keep a rat in your pocket for a week?

Would you rather have a permanent, embarrassing stain on your pants or a constant, loud, snorting laugh in serious situations?

Would you rather have to wear wet socks all day or have a perpetual itch in a hard-to-reach spot on your back?

Would you rather always have a runny nose or constantly feel like there's a hair stuck in your throat?

Would you rather have to clean a public restroom with your bare hands or handle a snake (non-venomous) for an hour?

Would you rather step on a squishy mystery object in the dark or touch a wet, sticky doorknob?

Would you rather have slime permanently stuck to your hands or have to deal with a never-ending case of static cling with your clothes?

Would you rather accidentally sit on a whoopee cushion during a serious meeting or have your phone's autocorrect malfunction for a month, turning every message into gibberish?

Would you rather always have a slightly damp feeling in your shoes or occasionally find a small insect in your bed?

Would you rather have to shake hands with someone who never washes their hands after using the restroom or pet a damp, shedding dog right before a job interview?

Would you rather always have a lingering, inexplicable bad smell around you or be plagued by frequent, uncontrollable sneezing fits?

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